A bad day for wishing?

Author: ahrange

Date: February 18, 2003

by ahrange
2-18-03
I am so fat! Oh magically-appearing-wish-granting-random-snowman, please help me!
What is your wish?
I wish I could lose weight! I wish the pounds would fall right off me!
No problem.
AOL Greetings, Medieval Style: Hello, you've got leprosy.