Nothing rhymes with tofu

Author: ahrange

Date: February 19, 2003

by ahrange
2-19-03
The Grinch was in prison. The Grinch was in jail. And from his cell came a mighty wail:
All I ever wished for was some roast beast. You would think I could have a meal without any fuss in the least.
But PETA came with a bam and a zing, and before I knew it, I was in Sing Sing. Hey kids, learn from the teacher; when you're hungry, don't eat endangered creatures.