The Mormons were not amused

Author: ahrange

Date: February 20, 2003

by ahrange
2-20-03
*spooky mystical chicken voice* Jesus, I am the magically levitating stool chicken! I will grant you three wishes. . . because I can.
Cool.
I wish then that I wasn't nailed up to this stupid cross anymore.
Loompa oompa!
I should have known. Ow.