The Mormons were not amused, Part III

Author: ahrange

Date: February 20, 2003

by ahrange
2-20-03
One more wish.
You stupid chicken! You've ruined my last two wishes! Damn your taking things literally!
Loompa oompa!
I wish. . . for a BLT. Let's see you screw that up!
Jesus, bacon's not kosher! I don't care if you're Mr.-Start-My-Own-Religion, in this house, we don't eat pork! And another thing, when are you going to bring home a nice girl to give me grandchildren?
Myself, my mom's always on my case.