Hoppy enjoys laughing at you

Author: ahrange

Date: April 14, 2003

by ahrange
4-14-03
Starbucks, we carve up bodies in the back room. What do you want?
Uh yeah, I'll have a small hazelnut decaf. Hey um, since the coffee's really hot, can I have a few ice cubes to put in it?
Sure. You want them put in before or after the coffee?
Umm . . . before. Hey! My coffee's still boiling hot!
Yes, but when you get to the bottom it'll be cold and tasteless. Ha ha ha! Enjoy.