Oh dear

Author: ahrange

Date: April 21, 2003

by ahrange
4-21-03
Cause sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide
I love you, you big hunk of carpenter, you! Please let me hold you!
I-I love you too, cigarette boy! Yes, yes, hold me, hold me!
I want to hold you till I die *records screeches to a halt*
Aah! My love!
Oh the pain! And it's all due to cigarettes! Curse you Big Tobacco, if only I hadn't fallen for your sweet, sweet nicotine!
Brought to you by The Truth
Tobacco companies don't want you to know they killed Jesus.