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Step 1: Be born a scrawny boy. Meet other scrawny boys. Start a band. Wear as many t-shirts of obscure bands as you can.
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| Let's call ourselves The All-American Rejects! | |
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| I think that's already been done, man. | |
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Step 2: Learn to play three power chords. Have your drummer quit out of frustration. Hire a new one. Write songs about every girl that dumped you in the last five years.
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| Oh Jennifer, Jennifer, why? Come back! I need your screaming infidelities! | |
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Step 3: Proclaim to all how anti-mainstream you are. Keep stating this position as your band shows up in music videos, tv, and eventually the radio. Congratulations, you're famous!
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| Our fans want us to make one of those fake live videos. | |
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| Sounds cool. Now if you'll excuse me, I have the rest of my three-year career as a band member to get drunk awaiting. | |
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