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| Why should I let you off parole early? | |
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| Because I don't eat poppy seed bagels. | |
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HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PROBATION OFFICER
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| What kind of stupid excuse it that? | |
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| I love eating them but it makes me test positive for drugs. | |
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| By wanting to stay clean should be proof that I should be released from parole early. | |
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| You're so insane, I'm adding three more months on your probation. | |
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