DUMB EXCUSE NUMBER 233

Author: ajsandiego

Date: November 20, 2017

by ajsandiego
11-20-17
Why should I let you off parole early?
Because I don't eat poppy seed bagels.
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What kind of stupid excuse it that?
I love eating them but it makes me test positive for drugs.
By wanting to stay clean should be proof that I should be released from parole early.
You're so insane, I'm adding three more months on your probation.