Behind the Curtain: A Family Reunion

Author: alanaldaismydad

Date: September 25, 2003

by alanaldaismydad
9-25-03
Father?
Jesus! I haven't seen you since you were this high!
Father? Why hast though forsaken me?
Wow! You look rough. I guess that whole crucifixion thing didn't work out too good, eh?
Father, aren't you listening? Why won't you let me down? I've been up here for 2,000 years!
Oh, stop bitching. When I was your age, I hung from a cross for 4,000 years. My nieghbor, Billy, hung for 5. And niether of us complained. You young folks, all soft in the middle. Well, have fun, son!