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Author: alanej

Date: March 24, 2003

by alanej
3-24-03
Welcome to my underground lair!
What's that on the ground?
:INSERT GROIN STRIKING SOUND EFFECT HERE:
Oh, Jesus, my fucking balls!
Eat it, bitch! Freedom!
The pain...why...
The door...locked? Well played, my Nemesis Psycho Shit-Fucker.