All comics by alek

 

passion creates a malnourised gopher testicle. by alek 9-14-01
confusion... what the fuck? is that a boy with pigtails?	hi little boy! TAKE ME TO THE NSYNC!	if iw as human, id cry... I AM MUSTARD!

 

there was a minute and thent here was an hour stolen from me by alek 9-14-01
	hmmm...	hey, wait a minute, that's MY miniture pony! get back here! sucker!

 

i seek attention from wherever i can obtain fried sphincter by alek 9-14-01
pet me im soft. check out the bulge in my pants.	hey, your shoes are untied. you should tie them otherswies you may trip and fall and hit your head on the corner of the bench and then a bum would steal you wallet and take your anal virginity. i have a fat bulge in my pants dood. my cock be HUGE.	*lick lick* awww yeah.

 

when i crash into the ground i splatter like a god. by alek 9-14-01
and in the news today, some people did things. coming up next we have a heart warming story about a dog who ate his own crap to save the pope from what would certainly have been a fatal anal probe.	commercial... hello this is a commercial. buy this product. it will make you attractive. it will make women want to lick your nuts. you will have big muscles and a blinding smile. buy our product. im going to buy that product.	4-6 weeks later... i like buffalo tenders. god im so fucking sexy. I'D fuck me.

 

make this comic was a blast for me too. by alek 9-14-01
wow.	i just crapped myself.	id sure be embarassed if i wasnt wearing this here diaper.

 

sweet perfection lost in memories and fading portraits. by alek 9-14-01
everyday isee her face. looking back at me from across the table. i see her eyes. they are but pools of perfection. to touch her flesh would fill me with utter contentment. she is perfect in ever way. the way she sucks her chocolate milk through a striped straw. the way she puts her hair behind her ears when it falls in front of her face and then smiles...	the sleaves of her sweater pulled down over her hands. i remember watching her listen to her walkman and looking out the window into the court yard. she was more beautiful then than ever before. she is perfect in every way. yes. she is.	she noticed me looking at her and she turned and smiled at me. she turned off her walkman, pulled the head phones down around her neck and said, "hey". hey you. *smiles* hey.

 

granma always said that the money was in dick and fart jokes by alek 9-18-01
hehehehehe. what?	hehehehehehe. huh?	hehehehe. COCK. hehehehe. fux0r.

 

tim burton holds poopy in his hand for banger. by alek 9-18-01
hehehe.	i crapped in this bag.	DINNER IS SERVED! fecal freak.

 

i smash my keyboard and feel like a fucking rock star. by alek 9-19-01
this nizzle's name be token, y0. y0 i be buggin an shit, my nizzle. y0 y0 y0.	i be sooooo muzzafuckin high off da weed y0. wiggity wiggity y0 y0, y0.	y0000, dis eminem be one wack ass cracka, y0. fuckin jewish gayhomofags y0. i be stabbin youz, y0. word.

 

pissing in the gene pool. by alek 9-21-01
so, how do you keep your bagels from running away.	put lox on them...	where the hell did this jacket come from?

 

suck the rotting mutilated cock of dead robot dogs you fuck by alek 10-07-01
cmon drink it you know you want to. no, i dont.	yeah, you do. i swear that it is really apple juice. no, i dont really think it is. i can smell it from here duder. its pee.	damnit. well, then lets go play in the dirt then. ok! I LIKE TO THROW TREES!

 

clergy molestation humor: ALWAYS funny. by alek 6-20-02
yes? do you want some cookies? all proceeds go towards helping cloth and educate homeless ducks and other water fowl.	come into my rectory. A'IGHT.	excellent.

 

i hope it makes you cry i hope it makes you die. by alek 6-26-02
		U LIKEY!? *sniff, sniff sniff* AWWFUCKYEAH!

 

electric nutsack joke book. by alek 7-27-02
HI!	YOU CAN'T SEE ME!	OH! THESE ARE MY GENITALS!

 

ass garbage. by alek 7-28-02
hey. can i ask you something? yeah, sure...	will you give my penis a good ole fashion sucking? will you rub rotting meat and garbage all over your penis first?	done and DONE. excellent.

 

stuart. by alek 8-23-02
hey, whats up, dude? i dont know. wanna drink beer and listen to motley crue records?	i dont know man, im not really into them anymore. im more into grunge now... can we shave the cat and tie it to the celing fan and then turn the ceiling fan on again, then?	dude, the cat died last time we did that. oh, well, wanna drink beer and listen to motley crue records, then?

 

stuart - fuck pigs. by alek 8-28-02
hey, dude. where have you been? i was in jail again.	what did you do this time? i got drunk, lit my nipples on fire and then jumped into my neighbors pool. then, i took a crap in the deep end and vomitted in the shallow end. the cops locked me up and took my clothes.	suicide watch is a bummer man. i though it was kinda sexy, actually...

 

i have no idea whats going on... by alek 9-05-02
this is my kitty, mr. popcorn head. hey whitey get out my bushes.	a tempting offer, but... i was getting my kitty little girl. would you like a hot dog and then a moustache ride? no. i am not a little girl i am really a floating decapitated head! WITNESS THIS!	things go awry! STATIC SHOCK ATTACK! ADAM AND EVE, ADAM AND STEVE... WHICH IS WRONG WHICH IS RIGHT?!

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