when i crash into the ground i splatter like a god.

Author: alek

Date: September 14, 2001

by alek
9-14-01
and in the news today, some people did things. coming up next we have a heart warming story about a dog who ate his own crap to save the pope from what would certainly have been a fatal anal probe.
commercial...
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im going to buy that product.
4-6 weeks later...
i like buffalo tenders.
god im so fucking sexy. I'D fuck me.