Ask Jesus, pt. 1

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 16, 2003

God, I hate this damn job.
Oh, look, a sweet little girl looking for love and hope. What can Jesus do for you little girl?
Hi Mr. Jesus! I was just wondering if I could grow up to be just like my mommy, she's ever so pretty.
Why I think you just might, my dear. So, what does your mommy do for a living?
I'm not sure, but she's always offering my uncle Guido a blow job.