No, but Rupert Murdock does...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 16, 2003

Thursday night, 11:23 PM.
Kelly! Where have you been, the DVD player and I have been worried sick!
Great, just great...
I mean honestly, you missed Friends, CSI, good lord girl, you've missed ER! We ALWAYS watch ER together!
I'm sorry Teevee, but I had a hard day at work today, some crazy bastard was dressed like a pyrate and...
Deevee, have a talk with this girl about priorities, will you.
I wonder if Ted Turner ever has this problem?