Kelly forgets she has a blind date tonight...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 16, 2003

Thursday night, 11:30 PM.
Oh yeah, the B-man's hot to trot tonite! Get me some sweet suburb poon!
DING DONG!
Ola sexy mamma, the B-man is all yours, and the meter's runnin' if you catch my drift, yo!
B-man's gonna go it SOLO then, booYA! Bring on the trannies!
Loser.