Things to do in line when you're braindead...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 17, 2003

The Lunchtime Rush Begins...
Let's see, I need to stop by the free clinic for my shot, pick up that new R. Kelly CD, paint the poodle yellow, buy a new blender...
Welcome to Long John Silver's, how may I take your order, please?
...find out how much I'm paying for auto insurance, go see Danny for some good deep dicking, find a new salad dressing, go see my mom in the home...
Hello? Ma'am? Excuse me, but you have to place an order or get out of line. Hello? Anyone home?
...pick up my pre-ordered copy of Blue Crush over at Suncoast, wax my stinkbox, get Dr. Ouberfeind to OK my operation to finally become a woman...
Ma'am, we really need you to either order something or get the fuck out of the line! Ma'am?! MA'AM?!