Enter the Swann, pt. 1

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: January 17, 2003

Friday, 6PM
Welcome to Long John Silver's, how may I take your order today?
Yeah sweetness, gimmie two orders of Hush Puppies, a large Coke, and some Salty Dog Sea Fries... and yer home number.
Ok, that's two hush puppies, a large Coke, fries, and a big order of fuck off. For here or to go?
Nice one, just for that let's supersize the mother. Dinner at eight? My place?
An excellent choice studly, that'll be five fifty. Oh, and feel free to take advantage of our special sauce, I spit in it myself.