Sometime in the near future, when the horrid inbreeding of hip hop sampling has gotten totally out of control, when nothing else is left to exploit, when the music industry faces collapse...
you should know...
...you should know that ahhh
One man, Rael, cult leader and ethical maverick holds the answer to all our problems. Entering a secret lab off the coast of Miami he begins in ernest the cloning of Earth's greatest rappers...
Don´t try to compare us...
...to another bad little fad
KRISS KROSS!!! But this time they stay midgets. And they whiter than Conan O'brian in a pillow factory. Oh, and they still suck. On second thought, let's rise up and stop this madness before it starts