The Big Date pt. 2

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: February 24, 2003

Friday, 9:23pm
...and ever since then I've been afraid of pissing on anyone's dog but my own.
Facinating. Y'know, we've been walking, fer like, ever. Where the fuck are we going?
Oh, um, my fat crib, yo.
Your what?! I swear you didn't just say that outloud, did you?
Nice segue, Kelly.
Um, if I did, would you still wanna go?
Fuck it. I'm sure yer parents won't mind the company. Besides, it's either that or go watch my gay rabbit lose his damn mind.