The Factor of Fear aka The Truth Cums Out

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: February 24, 2003

Saturday, just after Midnight
So, anything interesting happen while I was out?
Let's see, Sarah called about some pirate guy that tried to pick her up at work, I shaved the cat and sold it on e-bay as an ultrarare Pokemon promo...
...I saw the face of God and almost lost my mind, I sucked down the last two bottles of Robotussin we had, Joe Rogan called to tell me I'm gonna be on Fear Factor...
Really, holy shit, are you gonna go on it?
Hell yeah, then I watched some Facts of Life reruns and spooged in yer Cool Whip. The Cool Whip you just ate, heh heh.