All that AND a plate full of maggots...
Author: alienpantsyndrome
Date: March 11, 2003
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Having heard the call of stardom, Frank the gay bunny heads to a casting call for the mega-hit NBC series, Fear Factor...
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| Um, hi, got a call from Joe Rogan hisself, inviting ME Frank the gay bunny to come in and audition... | |
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| Oh yeah, I hate to break it to ya man, but that was me on the phone. | |
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| And who, exactly, the fuck are you supposed to be? | |
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| Sorry, sorry, my bad. Name's Tommy Whisenap, executive producer for Fear Factor. I'll be moderating your audition today. | |
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| Aren't you a little tall for a gopher? | |
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| I just can't wait to make yer fluffy ass lick up a plate full of maggots. | |
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