All that AND a plate full of maggots...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 11, 2003

Having heard the call of stardom, Frank the gay bunny heads to a casting call for the mega-hit NBC series, Fear Factor...
Um, hi, got a call from Joe Rogan hisself, inviting ME Frank the gay bunny to come in and audition...
Oh yeah, I hate to break it to ya man, but that was me on the phone.
And who, exactly, the fuck are you supposed to be?
Sorry, sorry, my bad. Name's Tommy Whisenap, executive producer for Fear Factor. I'll be moderating your audition today.
Aren't you a little tall for a gopher?
I just can't wait to make yer fluffy ass lick up a plate full of maggots.