take it all, take it all you walmart bitch...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 11, 2003

Monday, around noon, Kelly's only day off...
Welcome to Wal Mart, my name's Trixie, what EVER can I do for you today?
Um, I bought this cd burner from your online store and it's, like, totally fucked. I want to return it.
Of course, of course, we here at Wal Mart are always happy to help in any way possible.
Cool, thanks.
I'm just gonna need yer birth certificate, driver's licence, social security card and number, a urine sample, a pap smear...
I hope a rabid homeless man rapes you on the way to yer car, bitch.