take it all, take it all you walmart bitch...
Author: alienpantsyndrome
Date: March 11, 2003
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Monday, around noon, Kelly's only day off...
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| Welcome to Wal Mart, my name's Trixie, what EVER can I do for you today? | |
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| Um, I bought this cd burner from your online store and it's, like, totally fucked. I want to return it. | |
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| Of course, of course, we here at Wal Mart are always happy to help in any way possible. | |
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| I'm just gonna need yer birth certificate, driver's licence, social security card and number, a urine sample, a pap smear... | |
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| I hope a rabid homeless man rapes you on the way to yer car, bitch. | |
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