whale semen, tic tacs, and the stink of burning bunny fur...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 11, 2003

Meanwhile, back on the set of Fear Factor...
Okey dokey, so what's my first challenge Mr. Jagoff Producer Man?
Well, first off, it's a damn good thing you capitalized that shit. Second, yer gonna climb to the top of this building where we secure you with rope and toss you off...
Well, that don't sound too dang bad. Where's the challenge?
Well, we're gonna set you on fire before we toss you off...
Don't cha think that'll singe my fur?
Not really, at the bottom yer gonna land in a kiddie pool full of whale semen and tic tacs. You'll be fine, trust me.