whale semen, tic tacs, and the stink of burning bunny fur...
Author: alienpantsyndrome
Date: March 11, 2003
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Meanwhile, back on the set of Fear Factor...
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| Okey dokey, so what's my first challenge Mr. Jagoff Producer Man? | |
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| Well, first off, it's a damn good thing you capitalized that shit. Second, yer gonna climb to the top of this building where we secure you with rope and toss you off... | |
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| Well, that don't sound too dang bad. Where's the challenge? | |
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| Well, we're gonna set you on fire before we toss you off... | |
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| Don't cha think that'll singe my fur? | |
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| Not really, at the bottom yer gonna land in a kiddie pool full of whale semen and tic tacs. You'll be fine, trust me. | |
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