The Adventures of Frank, Queen of the Desert, pt.2

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 21, 2003

Tripping his gay bunny brains out, Frank makes his way to the top of the Grand Canyon...
Keep it cool, Frank. Don't let this terrible drug fuck with you. It's all in the mind... fear is the mind killer...
Not much longer now, longer how, longer cow? Cow sow meow wow, pa pow! Shit! Get yer head together, man! We're almost there. Where? Hair? Hare, where, over there?
Oh man, this fucking sucks. Must remember the 500 large. Eyes on the prize, Frank... it is only gonna get better from here. Sixteen more hours, man...
FRANK THE GAY BUNNY, IT IS I WHO AM WHO IS WHAT I IS! REPENT THE END IS NEIGH!