Someone is gonna make Joe Rogan his bitch...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 21, 2003

Sixteen mind warping hours later...
OK, asshole. I made it outta that shithole canyon, where's my muthafuckin money?
Holy shit! How the fuck did you survive, you were SUPPOSED to fucking die down there?!?!
Yeah, well, I didn't. Now bitch, you betta have my money!
Money, yeah, OK... I'll just go get it from, uh, my office. Excuse me for a moment...
Wait a minute... his office is on the other side of the building.
Sucker!