Frank should immediately consult an attorney...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 21, 2003

Thursday, around 6pm...
So how'd it go with the Fear Factor audition?
Turns out it was all an elaborate ruse to kill me. I swear, someday I'm gonna track that fucker down and cut him good.
So no money fer the bunny, eh?
Yup, but at least I got to spend sixteen hours tripping at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Well, yeah, I guess there IS that. Didja at least find out who set you up?
No, but I do have my suspicions. Think I can subpoena the entire Bush family?