I love it when a plan comes together....

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 23, 2003

Somewhere under the hardpacked desert of Fire Island...
Riffy, my most trusted assassin, you are my best, and last, hope.
What so ever you shall need my Dark Lord, it shall be done.
Exellent then, Riffy. I need you to bring me a token of good luck. A talisman, if you will. The left hind leg of Frank the Gay Bunny!
Didn't you two used to have a... you know... a thing?
Yeah, well, i'm totally over it. A court order will do that to a man. So go kill the fuckin' bunny, k?
As your will commands me, Barry.. er, my Dark Lord.