Thw war on the homefront gets even closer to Kelly...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 24, 2003

Meanwhile, back on the homefront, the anti war rally continues...
Dude, I just called home to ask Frank if he'd seen us on Fox News yet and I got the weirdest message on the machine.
What's up with our favorite little scamp? Auditions fer Donnie Darko 2?
Sadly, no. He's gone off on some wild goose chase for his mentor Dr. Benway. The message said he was someplace called Interzone.
Shit, I've heard about THAT place. He better watch his bunny behind there. Lots of bad mojo workin' in that town.
Mojo? Dude, you've been watching Goldmember WAY too much.
For serious Kel, you can NEVER watch too much Austin Powers.