Law of Averages... A Few Chickens... Only Way to Live...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 25, 2003

We rejoin Frank in Interzone, hot on the trail of the elusive Dr. Benway...
I've looked everywhere fer this fuckin' guy...
All I keep finding is giant bugs, transexual lion tamers, and a soiled Chicken Dance Elmo doll. Aw crap, I think it'd be best to just head home.
Shit, I don't even know what this bastard looks like.
Hello Frank, I'm Doctor Benway. Would you care to see my collection of Backstreet Boy undergarments?