Ladies and Gentlemen, the Pittsburgh JayCee's proudly welcome you to the 2003 International Comic Porn Awards! And now give it up for our Master of Ceremonies, Gabe from Penny Arcade!
Hey everybody, how are y'all doin' out there tonite? I'm Gabe, world famous co-creator of the more than amazing Penny Arcade webcomic.
Tycho couldn't be here tonite due to the fact that I have him tied up in my basement... And now, ON WITH THE SHOW!
