You really couldn't tell this used to be a meth lab...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: March 25, 2003

Meanwhile, Frank arrives backstage a little late and very hung over...
Okie dokie botboy, I'm here. Where's my fucking award?
And WHO might you be, sir?
Frank the Gay Bunny, asshole!
Oh yessss.... I have you right here on my list.
Great, so who do I gotta blow to just pick up my award and get the fuck outta here?
Well, Mr. Gay Bunny, sir, it seems you misred the invitation. You are a presenter, not a recipient. You go on in five...