We interrupt this serial comic for an important breaking news story from FOX NEWS NOW with "special" war correspondent Dwed Pwyate Wobberts at a local Long John Silver's franchise...
I AM DA DWED PWYATE WOBBERTS!
And now back to our story...
Holy sweet fucking Jesus with an errection we're all gonna die!!!!
Arrrrggggg, my eyes are melting!!! Where the shit is Super Jesus to save us from this uranium enriched Camembaert doom? Only he can save us now!
Would you like salty dog sea fries with that, sir?
And extra spicy tubular tartar sauce smotherd on them motherbitchs, my good man.
