Crisis in an Infantile Universe, pt.4

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: May 19, 2003

And now, the President of America, Earth 4, quadrant 23...
My fellow Americans... it is with a heavy heart I'm before you tonite.
Our forces have been crushed totally, our nuclear defenses have been compromised. In short, things are looking grim...
And that's why it's my sacred duty to God and Country to get the hell off this dying world fast as possible. Good night and goodbye.