CRISIS in an Infantile Universe, pt.5

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: May 19, 2003

Meanwhile, on Earth Prime, Studio City.
Welcome to Anti-Monitor Burgers! How may I take your order today?
Um, yeah. Gimmie a sack full of mini "Harburgers", extra angst. Two large Pariah Fires and a Superman-sized Qward coke.
How do you want your Harburgers cooked?
Burn those puppies.
That'll be $23.17 sir.
Screw that, I'm goin' over to Beyonder Burgers and get me a Secret Wars Unhappy Meal...