Back from Oblivion pt. 6

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: November 27, 2003

Heaven's no, my dear. You'll find no need for intercourse between you and I in exchange for your freedom.
Oh, that's fine too. So, what, we flip a coin? Play truth or dare? Twenty questions?
Oh my, no. If you want to go home all you have to do is kill all my blood thirsty ninja warriors clad only in your bikini and with your bare hands, hehehe.
You don't date much, do you?
You have thirty seconds to prepare, good luck!
Great, just great. Where's a homicidal homosexual talking bunny when you need one?