Forgotten Plotlines pt.1
Author: alienpantsyndrome
Date: January 28, 2004
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| This is the end for you, Professor Hipgnosis. I've destroyed your robot factory, disabled the weather control device, defeated the ten masters of the drunken fist... | |
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| ...solved the riddle of the twin spears, exposed your plot to replace George W. Bush with an avocado, killed the bastard that ate my partner on the force, went to Arby's. Twice... | |
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| ...and foiled your attempt to get on American Idol. This is IT! No more plots, no more games, this is go time, and I've got the gun, so riddle me this fuckwit, where's Kelly? | |
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| Who's Kelly? Wait, isn't she the girl from the phone sex line? I swear, if I had known my credit card wasn't valid, I'd never had called in the first place! | |
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