Some things that should not have been forgotten...
Author: alienpantsyndrome
Date: February 2, 2004
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| Now how am I going to explain this to him? | |
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| Kelly! Hey, holy shit, where you been babe? I haven't seen you in, like, months an' shit. Way to flake on out date. | |
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| Well, I was kidnapped and forced to fight killer anime bikini chicks and ninjas in hand to hand combat. I had to kill my fellow prisoners just to see another day of torment. | |
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| I was assaulted, abused, tortured, beaten then cast aside like utter human waste. Never to be thought of again. Can you possibly understand what I've been through? | |
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| Um, no, not really. But I'm sure that's how my Dreamcast feels right about now. | |
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