Look, as the narrator I'm just as important to the story...

Author: alienpantsyndrome

Date: June 5, 2004

Yup, we're still on the beach, it's sunset...
Ahhh! Crap, man, what the fuck?
ARRRRGHHHH!!!
...to be honest, there's really no point in me even being here...
Shit, yer not gonna cornhole me, are you?
No, that's that other red robot, Tobor. I'm Big Red, I mostly just kill the heck outta folks.
...except to remind you about that whole Venus transit thing I mentioned before.
Well then, that's something of a relief.
ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I MAKE YOU DEAD NOW.