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by allimlosingisme
6-30-04
The first robot store clerk is implemented.
That will be $32.73 please...
But I haven't ordered muh food yet.
$32.73 please ma'am...
I 'll blow yer robot ass ta hell if you don't take mah got-damned order!
$32...ERROR...ERROR...
Got-damned robot!

 

by allimlosingisme
8-16-05
Dude, I just fucking PWN3D you for like, the 387th time in a row. You are such a stupid pathetic n00b...
You should really do something about that...later.
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by allimlosingisme
8-16-05
Before leaving for work...
Dude you're so lame, going to your real job. I'm glad I'm not doing that shit.
Instead, I'm about to go chat with totally hot chicks on the net all day while you're at work.
Later, in a chat room with a "totally hot chick"...
Hell yeah I suck toes...

 

by allimlosingisme
8-16-05
Comedy Night with St. Peter...
A man died and met me at the Gates of Heaven to be judged and I told him, "I've looked at your life and you really didn't do anything good or bad. Tell me something that can help me make my decision."
He thought and said, "Once I came upon a woman who was being harassed by bikers, so I went up to them and told them to stop or they would have to deal with me."
So I said, "I'm impressed, when did this happen?", Then he said "About two minutes ago."...Ba-da-bing!

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