Comedy night with St. Peter

Author: allimlosingisme

Date: August 16, 2005

by allimlosingisme
8-16-05
Comedy Night with St. Peter...
A man died and met me at the Gates of Heaven to be judged and I told him, "I've looked at your life and you really didn't do anything good or bad. Tell me something that can help me make my decision."
He thought and said, "Once I came upon a woman who was being harassed by bikers, so I went up to them and told them to stop or they would have to deal with me."
So I said, "I'm impressed, when did this happen?", Then he said "About two minutes ago."...Ba-da-bing!