Monster Talk

Author: alphageek

Date: August 8, 2002

by alphageek
8-08-02
The Monsters Under the Bed discuss tonight's strategy...
So let me go over your plan again. You're going to make scratching noises at the closet door, and when they get out of bed to investigate, I grab their ankles, right?
Correct.
And I'm not allowed to have sex with them?
Not again, no.