Death by Pretension

Author: alphageek

Date: August 8, 2002

by alphageek
8-08-02
One night at the Gawth Club
*angst* I am a vampire...
Oh gawd. I am so damn sick of you baby-bat poseurs pretending you vampires. It's so trite, so cliched, so stupid! Gaah!
B-but. I really AM a vampire. I can even prove it to you. *angst*
Shaw... whatever. Fine. Go prove it.
outside...
AAAARGH THE SUN! OH, HOW I BURN! LORD CAINE, I RETURN TO THE!!!
Fine, you're a vampire, but your still not Gawth unless you listen to Sisters.