Why I am single.

Author: anomieflat

Date: June 3, 2002

by anomieflat
6-03-02
naomi tries to get a date.
hi, would you like to date me? you look potentially interesting.
no. listen to my freeform poetry: sandwich triangle jazz/toilet leaking spazz
naomi tries again to get a date.
hi, would you like to date me? i like your hair.
no. i am a famous pop-star. don't you remember A Flock of Seagulls. dumb bitch.
naomi stops trying.
i have wreaked havoc on myself and others. fuck me.
hmmm...might as well...