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by anubis_138
9-12-05
Allways look on the bright side my Ass!
MMMM savior on a stick
For the love of me get me out of here father!
Thats a hell of a way to spend easter
Asshole
Ha, it was me all along, you fell for it again, hahahahah oh this is far to fun

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Crush all humans
....and in other news George W. Bush has asasinated himself with a taco bell chalupa
Leave your city
In ruins
Next on CNN.. cop beating clergy and we tell you who the new anti-christ is
Wow... didn't see that one coming... I always figured it would be a hard taco

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Hey bub... i think your shoes are melting
oh no the skeletons are back...... skeletons are bad, my shoes aren't melting
oh dear god.... I think i just voided my bowels
your feet bleed alot for a skeleton.....hehehe ....your wieerd
make it stop.. ohh god.... please .... make it stop
hehehehe showed him,bad skeletons

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
oh shit not another one
Hold it there infidel... identify yourself
Are you dense? I'm the grim reaper... you know... the guy who is about to shove a crude farm implement up your rectum
Thats a little harsh isn't it.... there is not an easyer way?
Actually all I have to do is touch you.... this is more like a hobby.... all work and no play you know
I hate my job

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
What thef_ uck you dooooin in theg_arbage caaan there bob
shit its all happening again... crap what the hell am I doing in this can
coome onnn bob lets gooop_lay shuffle boooar_d
Go away cow your just a figment of my imagination.... bloddy imaginary cows
nooo booob_ I love mooooo
Thats better... now if only I could find my legs.... oh wait yeah this isn't really happening...... shit

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
hehehehe I'm crazy random invisble guy... this chick totaly dosn't know I'm checking her out... ooh hey I'm naked...... OOOOOH YEAH!
giggidey....eh....oooooh....yeah
Thats strange, I though I heard somthing
gooooohhh..... yeah....
What the fuck, that was a big raindrop

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
After her acting job ended Sara the triceritops finds herself living with Frank
Heyy... hey Sara have you seen my new discombobulator? It can vaporize a planet in 5 milli seconds.. my good buddy George dubbya got it for me
For the love of god Frank do shut up, you know I have a headache.. and besides my programs are on.... just leave me alone
Frank was an alien who worked with the CIA , he always got sara good crack
You haven't been the same since little foot ram off with that slutty dimetredon... we never talk anymore dammit....fuck I am so sick of you
How dare you mention that name in thsi house... you better watch yourself or shove my horn so far up your... hey what are doing
sometimes he got a bit violent... well just a little
Bitch... oh I love this dicombobulator
I'm coming back as a cancerous growth on your sphincter

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
heeey wahs the fucks
ARRRRRRRRRGRAHHAH MWARRRRHHHGGG
Dooode.... yous have to come ands check out this little crazy guy.... ohhh yur sooo cute
BEHOLD I AM MOH.... THE DARK AND POWERFULL.... TREMBLE BEFORE MY COLUSAL ATOMIC STINK FEET
MOH!

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Steve and carl found themsleves in unfamiliar surroundings
Christ... where did these mountains come from.... shit I think I've broken my head
So she says... she says I'm cold an unfeeling and that she hopes were both very happy... as we... oh that bitch..
Steve had never liked carl much.. mainly becuase he was crazy and though carl lived in his nose
For the love of god man spit it out.. finish the dammn letter
Live an eternity in a vast mountain wasteland... wait this isn't a wasteland... ahh I see this is one of those tactical nucular letters she keeps telling me about.. oh shit
draw your own conclusion, casue I'm lost
MOH!
MOh Indeed

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Red robot does not like grey robot
So.. I say... red robot what is you lateest plan for crushing zee humans
Jeez C-peepy-oh.. Why are you always up in my grill... your such a pain in the ass
If you must know I am training a vast army of mercenary marsupials from another dimention... they are fiercly loyay, totaly fanatical, but sady quite stupid.... and aparently they hate there job
Zieg Heil
ALLA AKBAR and all that jazz
Red robot must crush grey robot
Good show old bean... so when will they be ready for deplyment?
tenative deployment date is in about 20 years your pompus grey afterbirth

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
We find our brave hero random man engaging the dread god Cthulhu in battle
ha ha I am random man... I shall smite you foul thing!
Obviously this guy doesn't read Lovecraft, looks like I'll have to go through the spiel
Random man finds his bowels oddly loosened by the foul creatures otherworldly voice
PHHHTPPPPP
IAM ....CTHULHU.... I HAVE EMERGED FROM MY WATERY TOMB TO ENSLAVE.... AND EAT YOUR RACE.... I AM YOUR ALPHA AND YOUR OMEGA.... I AM INFINITE AND AGELESS... I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!
Random man condems the human race to its dark fate(insert evil laugh here)
MOMMY! BABY NEEDS A NEW DIDEY
Humans are so funny after they soil themselves from fear

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Visiting the ocean floor with his blue emu, john had a revilation
Under da sea la la
Shut up before I feed you your own gizzard
Not wanting the bird to continue the song John found themsleves someplace less musical and shared his aphipiney
Whaaa
Have you ever noticed how Arron Neville looks like the incredible hulk?
Everyone Conga
RAAAAARRR Arron neville SMASH!!! RARRRRR
Stupid emu

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
A random conversation
So you really went to this highschool with brian from family guy?
Absolutely
In a random place
ummm.. so what was he like?
He was a sanctimonious little bitch
With random creatures
really
yup

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
It slowyly dawned on ed
DAH-DUN-DAH DAH-DUN-DAH DUN-DUN-DAH
umm..... scuse me..... uh sir
all this time
YOUR MAMMA TALKA TO ME TRY TO TELL ME HAVE TO LIVE!
I'm soory Mr. fluffy but the scary mask man is singing and he won't stop
it was all just a fucking cartoon
way to... kill... my buzz.... man
Mr. fluffy doesn't like scary mask man's song

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Checking on his fathers handiwork
Wow... I love what the palastinians have done with the gaza Strip.
Making sure the locals belive god is on there side
Sweet.. let the muther fucker burn
hey there's another temple down the street.... let burn it........ yeah!...
Uh no coments my brain has foresaken me
not this rubish again
Wait I thought you were.... um... you know....... Jewish, you don't mind us burning and destroying you peoples homes and places of worship?

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
The one eyed-testicle people of the moon titan were sensitive about there resemblance to a sexual body part
Look I'll make this easy on you... Just get your creepy little girl ass in the box... non-compliance will result in.... correction
You don't have the stones you one eyed testicle lookin thing
Despite there resemblce to said body part, the testicle people are cowardly and stupid
Look we've been through all of this before, now get in the box before I shoot you with my pain ray................. oh yeah.......yeah......well fine.... errr kzap.....pew,pew,pew.... oh shit
I'd rather die... go ahead and shoot..... oh wait I forgot... I think this belongs to you
One thing that can be said of the testicle people is that they are excellent sprinters
AHHHHH help Sujit..... it stole my battery pack again by the nards of klenthu its gonna get me
Come back here you one eyed bloodclot..... I ain't gonna hurt you ........I'm just gonna kick you in the ball!

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Dealing with the loss of his torso, zombie can man accepts his need of human brains brains
RAAGHRAAAGH.... I am zombie can man........BRAGHHHHRAAAAG....BRAINNNSS
Um.. I think you want the cow right?
Zombie can man confused by chatty flesh bag
COW???? RAARRRG RAAAAABRAAAGH..... No COW! bRAAINNNASSS.... live BRAAAAINS
Sure okay... I'll just get the cow, its just outside
Zombie can man not upwardly mobile
Cow you have undead visitors
Clank......drag, drag,drag... clank....drag, drag,drag..............BRAGGGRAAAGH...AH hell little help.....RRRARRRGAARRRBRAAAGGHH

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
sir we have satilite on the "package"
um scuse me... Mr. Bin laden... there is a robot here to see you
10.......9.........8........7........
Yes sir of course you can press a button... just wait for it
No he didn't say what he wanted, all he said is that he was a gift...um I think he said someone named george
6.......5......4.......3.......2........1.......
"God damm i love expoding robots"... of course sir we all do
MOH!

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Rathink greatly disliked the new house human
Can't say I have.. have you every seen me defileing your wife?
Tell me human have you ever seen one of these before?
Come to think of it Rathink disliked all humans
AHHHHHARRG OH MY GOD AAAHHHHHRRR IT BURNS
God dammed smart ass shaved ape
Especially dead ones
Sweet Zombie jebuz.. why me
Honey.. I'm home... Has the house boy finished the hor's deuvese for senator Tathor's reception

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Bob the zombie can man seems rather well convinced he was an undead torso
I'm back bob.... you seem different
RARRRRG ARRRR BRAAINSS BRAHHHH BADD COWW
fOR AN IMAGINARY COW HE TASTED PRETTY DAMM GOOD
Seriously Bob... I miss you tooooo... but there is no need to eat me
RAAARRGGG....TASTEY BAD COW..... NEEED BRAAAIIIINSSS
In a strange twist of fate the remaining paritioners after eating the "specially seasoned " Zombie cow burgers proceed to raise an unholy army of undead carnivores
Holey poop on a stick... were's Cow I have a ..uh.. package for him ...........................................................................no shit........Sure you guys need special seasoning
A legless torso in a can came and violently sodomized and ate most of Cow....... were cooking the rest out back......You want a burger

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Is that human staring at me
What do I do... I'm not trained for this
have you had your I/O ports serviced recently sweety
mommy

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Zombies have trouble making new friends
Go away... we don't want your kind here... we like our brains
Oh that is so typical... just because I'm undead doesn't mean I'm going .... tooo... eaat... YOOOOOR BRAAAAIIIINNNNNS RAAAAARRRRRRRRGG...... God damm it you know waht happens when you say that word..
Insensitive mortals don't realize that all zombie wants is a rootbeer and some headcheese
kee-hee-hee... come on man say it again......no you say it .... ok ok on three ....one... two... BRAINS!
Look I'm not fucking around......don't even... look I'm warning you... I RAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHH
Stupid Mortals must pay
Oooooooo.... shit.. I think you made it angry.......Kee-hee-eeeheeehehee.... no you shut up
I'LL RIP YOUR BRAAAAAIIIIINNNS THROUGH YOUR ASSS HOOOOLEES RAAAARRRRGLEMRAAAAAGHHHH

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
The zombie thing was getting old fast
god damm it, I keep showing up in every strip... random my ass
Do I smell head cheese
Bob had just stop taking pride in his work
*sigh* RAR I'm a scary zombie give me your brain
I swear I smell some funky..... god what died
Bob made a lousy zombie
AH_HEM.... RAAAARRRRGMRAAAGGGGH I'M GOOING TO CRACK OOOPEN YOUR SKULL AND FEAST ON THE GOOO INSIDE....... RAAAARGHH... oh why do I even bother
shit I left my hearing aid with my towel

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
Look we drew strws
I don't know about this
Its easy I'm the man... your my bitch.... ummm watch the teeth eh?
alright just be gentle, don't think I don't know your hung like a watermerlon

 

by anubis_138
9-12-05
when I grow up... I'm gonna.... marry you .... momma
i can't belive I just violated my little baby
20 years later....
dumm-dump-dumm-dumm.... dumm-dump--dumm-dumm..... I'm comming for you moomy
Moomy
I never loved you

 

by anubis_138
9-13-05
phhhbbbtt
it was you

 

by anubis_138
9-14-05
*Ahem*
Whatsss ups little fella
Narratords can't live with em...uh what are they for again
Could this be the end....

 

by anubis_138
9-14-05
*"How u doiinn"
RARRRGHHHHBRAAAAAGHHHHHH*
*"Has anyone told you that you have a beautifull medula"
BRAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHRAAAAAARRRGG RAAAAHHHH*
what a creep
*"Was it good for you"
RAAAR MREAAAAAGGHHHH*

 

by anubis_138
9-14-05
puff puff pass mofo
This is some good shit

 

by anubis_138
9-17-05
How goes operation ROO?
Don't ask, those bouncy bastards decided they would train their own army of sharks
But aren't sharks primarily water creautres?!?Land sharks?
Thats what i told them but they insisted that an army of land sharks armed with sub-machineguns would be unstopable
Look just try to get his fin in the trigger gaurd, hmm perhaps some sort of head mounted SMG?
Uhhh um it doesn't fit, hey what does it mean when ther e eyes go all AHHHHHHHH Oh FOR ThE lOvE of ARRRRRRGGGG

 

by anubis_138
9-17-05
Wow
HUh?
I've been randomly selected to become a creepy little girl
Shitty
Wanna play hops-kotch
jebuz why have you forsaken me

 

by anubis_138
9-17-05
OHHHHHHH, no more biting with the tearing and the bloood and the PAIN OHHH my
UHHH, ok.. Hello any seen the supreme minister of bounce, I think his name is chuck
I am Chuck the one you seek we must flee or face the same fate as that of my army
Is that a frickin shark with a SMG on its head
Uh, Yeah that about sums it up, cept they was sub machine guns... Sir
Let me get this straight, On red robots orders you ceased invasion preparations and began training sharks to use automatic weapons, and these sharks proceeded to eat your entire invasion force?

 

by anubis_138
9-17-05
why is he so happy
almost
ohhhhhhhyaaaaaathaats thee sheeeet
whats that smell? oh god not again

 

by anubis_138
10-17-05
god I hope this one dosn't throw more poop at me
scuse me... one of our inmates contracted rabies and we need to adminster vaccinations, you'll feel a little prick
at least he didn't throw poop
I don't feel that way about you doc

 

by anubis_138
10-17-05
not this jackass again... I just pinched one off
Scuse me
Dog flu?
We have reports of a dog flu outbreak.... I'm afraid I'll have to put you down boy
then I'm afraid I'll have to eat your testicles
I suppose I could just give you the vaccine

 

by anubis_138
10-17-05
this whole random thing is getting old
yeah no shit
who said that... and how is it you know what I'm thinking
I'm the writer
unoriginal bastard
meep

 

by anubis_138
11-27-05
crap .... this can't be good
BBBRAAAAARRRRR GGGGGGGGAHHHHHRRR
OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT... Jones said this would happen my first mission
hmmm I've never had ethnic grey matter... ah hell I'll just eat him a little and then he can lead me to this Spork
Look.. you don't want to eat me... I just soiled my spandex... I can get you Sporks brain... tastey Vulcan ya?

 

by anubis_138
11-27-05
It apears this planet has no Wi-Fi hotspots
?!? ....Spork? Where are you and what happened to the away party
Oh for the love... Behind you Captain, the men desided to go on a orgy of canabalistic violence while I was atempting to locate communication facilities
Good God man do you know what this means...?!?
My Brownberry says it means "We're Boned" Captain

 

by anubis_138
11-27-05
URRRR MRAAAHHH TAS-TEE VULL-CANNN BRAAAAAAIIIIN
BRAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH
RAAAAARRRHHH DAMMMM IIT JIMM I'M A ZOMBIE NOTTT A PARRROT
Bones?!? Come in Bones... dammit man where are you?
The Men aren't answering there communicators Spork... Spork?!?! You Green Blooded bitch
The Brownberry said "Sacrifice expendeble personnel prior to making like a tholian elm and fucking off"

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