Steve and carl found themsleves in unfamiliar surroundings
Christ... where did these mountains come from.... shit I think I've broken my head
So she says... she says I'm cold an unfeeling and that she hopes were both very happy... as we... oh that bitch..
Steve had never liked carl much.. mainly becuase he was crazy and though carl lived in his nose
For the love of god man spit it out.. finish the dammn letter
Live an eternity in a vast mountain wasteland... wait this isn't a wasteland... ahh I see this is one of those tactical nucular letters she keeps telling me about.. oh shit
So.. I say... red robot what is you lateest plan for crushing zee humans
Jeez C-peepy-oh.. Why are you always up in my grill... your such a pain in the ass
If you must know I am training a vast army of mercenary marsupials from another dimention... they are fiercly loyay, totaly fanatical, but sady quite stupid.... and aparently they hate there job
Zieg Heil
ALLA AKBAR and all that jazz
Red robot must crush grey robot
Good show old bean... so when will they be ready for deplyment?
tenative deployment date is in about 20 years your pompus grey afterbirth
We find our brave hero random man engaging the dread god Cthulhu in battle
ha ha I am random man... I shall smite you foul thing!
Obviously this guy doesn't read Lovecraft, looks like I'll have to go through the spiel
Random man finds his bowels oddly loosened by the foul creatures otherworldly voice
PHHHTPPPPP
IAM ....CTHULHU.... I HAVE EMERGED FROM MY WATERY TOMB TO ENSLAVE.... AND EAT YOUR RACE.... I AM YOUR ALPHA AND YOUR OMEGA.... I AM INFINITE AND AGELESS... I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!
Random man condems the human race to its dark fate(insert evil laugh here)
MOMMY! BABY NEEDS A NEW DIDEY
Humans are so funny after they soil themselves from fear
The one eyed-testicle people of the moon titan were sensitive about there resemblance to a sexual body part
Look I'll make this easy on you... Just get your creepy little girl ass in the box... non-compliance will result in.... correction
You don't have the stones you one eyed testicle lookin thing
Despite there resemblce to said body part, the testicle people are cowardly and stupid
Look we've been through all of this before, now get in the box before I shoot you with my pain ray................. oh yeah.......yeah......well fine.... errr kzap.....pew,pew,pew.... oh shit
I'd rather die... go ahead and shoot..... oh wait I forgot... I think this belongs to you
One thing that can be said of the testicle people is that they are excellent sprinters
AHHHHH help Sujit..... it stole my battery pack again by the nards of klenthu its gonna get me
Come back here you one eyed bloodclot..... I ain't gonna hurt you ........I'm just gonna kick you in the ball!
Bob the zombie can man seems rather well convinced he was an undead torso
I'm back bob.... you seem different
RARRRRG ARRRR BRAAINSS BRAHHHH BADD COWW
fOR AN IMAGINARY COW HE TASTED PRETTY DAMM GOOD
Seriously Bob... I miss you tooooo... but there is no need to eat me
RAAARRGGG....TASTEY BAD COW..... NEEED BRAAAIIIINSSS
In a strange twist of fate the remaining paritioners after eating the "specially seasoned " Zombie cow burgers proceed to raise an unholy army of undead carnivores
Holey poop on a stick... were's Cow I have a ..uh.. package for him ...........................................................................no shit........Sure you guys need special seasoning
A legless torso in a can came and violently sodomized and ate most of Cow....... were cooking the rest out back......You want a burger
Go away... we don't want your kind here... we like our brains
Oh that is so typical... just because I'm undead doesn't mean I'm going .... tooo... eaat... YOOOOOR BRAAAAIIIINNNNNS RAAAAARRRRRRRRGG...... God damm it you know waht happens when you say that word..
Insensitive mortals don't realize that all zombie wants is a rootbeer and some headcheese
kee-hee-hee... come on man say it again......no you say it .... ok ok on three ....one... two... BRAINS!
Look I'm not fucking around......don't even... look I'm warning you... I RAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHH
Stupid Mortals must pay
Oooooooo.... shit.. I think you made it angry.......Kee-hee-eeeheeehehee.... no you shut up
I'LL RIP YOUR BRAAAAAIIIIINNNS THROUGH YOUR ASSS HOOOOLEES RAAAARRRRGLEMRAAAAAGHHHH
OHHHHHHH, no more biting with the tearing and the bloood and the PAIN OHHH my
UHHH, ok.. Hello any seen the supreme minister of bounce, I think his name is chuck
I am Chuck the one you seek we must flee or face the same fate as that of my army
Is that a frickin shark with a SMG on its head
Uh, Yeah that about sums it up, cept they was sub machine guns... Sir
Let me get this straight, On red robots orders you ceased invasion preparations and began training sharks to use automatic weapons, and these sharks proceeded to eat your entire invasion force?
?!? ....Spork? Where are you and what happened to the away party
Oh for the love... Behind you Captain, the men desided to go on a orgy of canabalistic violence while I was atempting to locate communication facilities