Random crazyness

Author: anubis_138

Date: September 12, 2005

by anubis_138
9-12-05
We find our brave hero random man engaging the dread god Cthulhu in battle
ha ha I am random man... I shall smite you foul thing!
Obviously this guy doesn't read Lovecraft, looks like I'll have to go through the spiel
Random man finds his bowels oddly loosened by the foul creatures otherworldly voice
PHHHTPPPPP
IAM ....CTHULHU.... I HAVE EMERGED FROM MY WATERY TOMB TO ENSLAVE.... AND EAT YOUR RACE.... I AM YOUR ALPHA AND YOUR OMEGA.... I AM INFINITE AND AGELESS... I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!
Random man condems the human race to its dark fate(insert evil laugh here)
MOMMY! BABY NEEDS A NEW DIDEY
Humans are so funny after they soil themselves from fear