It's the most awful time of the year!

Author: ao

Date: December 6, 2001

by ao
12-06-01
So like... I was walking home from the hardwear store the other day... I needed some nails and a hammer. I forget why. Shut the hell up. So there's like a Salvation Army Santa outside... with his BELL
Woooah... oh yeah. I like potatos.
*ringringringringringringring*
Uh-- huh-- I-- mmn... what was I--? ...
*ringringringringringringringringyoustupidmofothisisn'tgoingtostopringring*
AAAAAH! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
...well what the fuck are you good for? How the hell am I suppoused to buy hardcore porn and hookers ton-- I mean... feed homeless children!