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by ao
12-03-01
Sacreligious cartoon time!
Hey Jesus! I heard a great joke today!
Oh yeah? I could use some cheeing up. Seeing as I have huge nails going through my wrists. Fuck, this is what I get for being the Messiah to all mankind.
Yeah, that must suck. Well, anyway, there was like, this waffle, right?
Uh-huh...
And then the waffle goes to this grocery store, right? And asks the clerk for some grapes! But the clerk sa-- Crap, there just isn't enough room in this cartoon panel to tell this joke.
Ah, that's okay. I'll just uhm... bleed to death.

 

by ao
12-03-01
Ooh! Konnich wa! This strip was created for all of the hentais who have Japanese school girl fetishes! *Teehee!*
Hai hai! And in a moment, we will have hot wild monkey lesbian sex!
...
...
Hm. I guess we waited a little too long there. Now the world is ending.
Yeah, and you were all thinking you'd get to see underaged Japanese girls have sex. Haha!

 

by ao
12-04-01
So! So last night I was thinking to myself... "I can do better than smut filled online comics with characters I don't draw! I'll make a REAL comic with a REAL story line!"
How dare you cheat on me like that, Melvil!
Your words cut though me like a sharp Ginsu kitchen knife! What proof do you have?
Okay-- this is starting to... suck.
What about the used condom and the CRACK I found in your room, Melvil? Huh? DON'T LIE TO ME!
Sweetie! Darling! I-- I couldn't help myself! Forgive me!
...man screw this. I'm way too primitive to think up any actual content.
MOFO! I'll kick yo' ass, beyotch! Bust a cap, yow! Doncha go lookin' up my skirt for a panty shot!
Fuck! Shit! Hell! Mother fucking cunt sucking WHORE! And-- other-- vulgar words such as these!

 

by ao
12-04-01
Man. I'm not even sure why I make these comics. It's not like I can't DRAW or anything.
*buzz, whirr, computer noises*
...
YEAH. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN'T DRAW OR ANYTHING. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WANT TO STAB YOUR EYES OUT WHEN YOU DO.
Note: Yes, I really DO look like this.
Oh yeah, that's right. So, you want me to bring you more babies blood when I come home tomorrow? I can stop by the playground on the way home.
YES. YOU SERVE ME WELL.

 

by ao
12-06-01
So like... I was walking home from the hardwear store the other day... I needed some nails and a hammer. I forget why. Shut the hell up. So there's like a Salvation Army Santa outside... with his BELL
Woooah... oh yeah. I like potatos.
*ringringringringringringring*
Uh-- huh-- I-- mmn... what was I--? ...
*ringringringringringringringringyoustupidmofothisisn'tgoingtostopringring*
AAAAAH! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
...well what the fuck are you good for? How the hell am I suppoused to buy hardcore porn and hookers ton-- I mean... feed homeless children!

 

by ao
12-07-01
Ohhh great Azligneotch! I summon you, great demon of darkness! Do as I bid!
YEEES. I AM UNHOLY DEMON OF THE UNDERWORLD, AZLIGNEOTCH. WHAT DOES YOUR DARK HEART DESIRE?
I want you to make me the best cartoonist on earth!
...KID, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS A DEMON CAN'T DO. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK FOR NEXT, TOILET PAPER? JEEZUS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Oh yeah. Uhm... sorry.

 

by ao
12-09-01
Man, the hottiest guy is checking you out. Look behind you.
Huh?
Baaa.
God, I would SO do him.
...you're a sick bitch.

 

by ao
12-11-01
Fuck you.
Whut? I have a mullet.
Fuck you.
I'll swallow your sou-- aw damn, this isn't the Evil Dead 5 set, is it?
Fuck you.
Lordy mercy!

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