True Story!

Author: ao

Date: December 7, 2001

by ao
12-07-01
Ohhh great Azligneotch! I summon you, great demon of darkness! Do as I bid!
YEEES. I AM UNHOLY DEMON OF THE UNDERWORLD, AZLIGNEOTCH. WHAT DOES YOUR DARK HEART DESIRE?
I want you to make me the best cartoonist on earth!
...KID, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS A DEMON CAN'T DO. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK FOR NEXT, TOILET PAPER? JEEZUS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Oh yeah. Uhm... sorry.