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| hi. i'm the drunken homeless guy from the movies. i'm usually in lighthearted comedy or action flicks, starring the likes of james belushi, or eddie murphy. | |
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| i usually appear in a scene set in a dark alley. the kind that has steam coming out of the floor, and big wheelie bins. | |
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| and when something unbelievable happens. e.g. arnold schwarzenegger falling to earth naked, or something . . . | |
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| . . . it's my job to rub my eyes and look at my bottle of booze, as if to say 'wow i must be ripped to the fucking tits'. but nothing like that happens to me really. | |
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| give me your clothes, your boots and something to cover my tail. | |
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| hey this is one good hallucination. | |
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