lock, stock and two smoking barrels in three frames.

Author: apejuice

Date: September 7, 2001

by apejuice
9-07-01
. . . so anyway, i get us involved in a series of unlikely scrapes with real villains like lenny mclean, vinnie jones and the kid from press gang.
what, despite the fact that we look more like a gang of middle class students than east end wide boys?
don't you worry about that, they'll swallow it alright. and there are gonna be scenes where we're having a proper laugh like lads do. in pubs and all that.
i hope they shoot some of it at double speed and play a cack fatboy slim tune so we look dead mashed. can we be drinking tequila?
yeah. oh and there are gonna be loads of old cars, cool ones like in the sweeney. and we all wear sharp gangster suits. like in get carter, only prettier.
hold on. don't real gangsters wear tracksuits and drive lexuses? i'm not sure about this. it sounds a bit shit.